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A combination of boredom and random Tylenol PM-induced ideas!
Will post more as they come to me!

Soldner-X t-shirts

"I survived the Virus Wars and all I got was this stupid t-shirt" With eastasiasoft/SideQuest Studios logo

"Got Cube?" With silhouette of Ptolemaios

"Do you even know how to fly a ship?" With the exploding ships that appear during the Himmelssturmer prologue

"I got an 'S' rank on our first date" With 'X' logo from Soldner-X title inside a Valentine's heart

"Master Chief never had it this good" With the 75,000,000,000 credits on the banking terminal during the Himmelssturmer epilogue

"You're just jealous of my skills" With a screenshot of the very first Himmelssturmer world, showing the player in berserk mode with no ships and no continues left

"You're a worse pilot than Delci" With a screenshot of the Himmelssturmer Awards screen, showing 926 games played but with no boss kills

Delci wrote:

"I got an 'S' rank on our first date" With 'X' logo from Soldner-X title inside a Valentine's heart

I like this one. Who knows, maybe one day that's gonna happen.

Soldner-X calendars

"The only reason Soldner-X did so well in the Virus Wars was because his girlfriend preferred to throw things rather than talk it over" With quote, "WTF Y U THROW ALL THAT CRAP AT ME FOR"

"After returning from the fight with the D'aarg, Soldner-X realized his 75,000,000,000 credits were used by the Planetary Union to purchase Thesis V from Gota IV, and he was evicted as well" With a picture of Markus Pukropski laughing

"So your girlfriend could speak D'aarg and you didn't even think to tell us?" -Guy that talks to you over the radio during missions

"Every time Delci makes a new thread, God destroys Gota IV" With a screenshot of Gota IV burning from the beginning of Himmelssturmer

"National Geographic went to do a special on Conceyta" With quote, "We haven't heard back from them since."

"Soldner-X, don't text and fly!" -Guy that talks to you over the radio during missions

"That's not armor; that's my bathing suit" -Soldner-X when asked about the Final Prototype Official Blog banner picture

It's just a shame about copyright infringement, but you could always have:

"Soldner X2 is R-Type of game!!"

Hah! My friend didn't know that was supposed to mean "Soldner-X is our type of game."
That's a pretty good one.
Now if Soldner-X had a rotary protection unit like in R-Type...
Nah...that's what friends are for. -Implying that you just get behind player 2 and use his or her as a shield even though you share the health bar.- xD

Turrican wrote:
"Soldner X2 is R-Type of game!!"

Now thats funny! ^_^